Also, Rhamphorynchus-my favorite pterosaur-is not a bird. Prehistoric reptiles, yes, but not true dinosaurs. Now, I realize movies are under no obligation but be scientifically accurate but neither of these creatures are dinosaurs. Our monsters are a Plesiosaur and a Rhamphorynchus. For one thing, there are no dinosaurs in this film and for that matter there are no monster birds. Although, I they were also responsible for The Green Slime, a bad film in its own right but not remotely as painful.įirst out, I must point out that the title is inaccurate. They were not known for their monster movies and there's a good reason for that if this film is any indication. Just to fill in everyone on the back story of this thing, this comes courtesy of Toiei Studios, Japan. I spent every other minute of this film loudly shouting, in confused and bewildered indignation: "What the fuck?!" This thing could not have hurt me more if I had asked it to spank me harder. It hurts, my friends, and damn it when it comes to movies like this I am a masochist. Seldom have I seen a movie so consistently unable to do anything right. The Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds ![]() Well, Netflix delivered unto me a film I have been aching, for no good reason, to see for ages:
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